Hanger Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blond is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas so she stops at the gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself. She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blond is faring. The blond outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around, while the blond inside of the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little more to the right!! ”
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but
they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch
her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain
and the top is down."
Leo and Sam exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.
Realizing the mistake, Leo asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it."
"No, that won't work" answered Sam. "People will think we're trying to break in."
Then Leo suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"
"No," said Sam. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger."
"Well," sighed Leo, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"
1: "How come you're so succesful with picking up women?"
2: "I'll tell you why. I go into a bar, order a drink, and casually put my car-keys with the Ferrari hanger on the counter. After they see the hanger, you can get any woman you want. All women love fast cars and rich men."
Two weeks later they meet again.
2: "So how is it going?"
1: "I used your tip, I bought a Lambo-hanger, but still I haven't picked up a woman."
2: "I'll tell you what's wrong. When you go to a bar and you sit down, always take your helmet of."
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.
The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter.When returning to her car she found that she had locked herkeys in the car. She was in a hurry to get home to her sick daughter.She didn`t know what to do, so she called her home and told the baby sitter what had happened and that she did not know what to do. The baby sitter told her that her daughter was getting worse.She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car.Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don`t know how to use this."So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was more...