Grey Jokes / Recent Jokes
Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time to fix the fence! What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet? An elephant with an umbrella! What' s grey with red spots? An elephant with the measles! Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice! What's big and grey and wears a mask? The elephantom of the opera! What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour? A jet propelled elephant! Why did the elephant cross the road? Because the chicken was having a day off! What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost! Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Husband and wife are lying in bed and husband look between her legs and comments:
"You're going grey!"
Wife replies:
"No, they're just cobwebs!"
What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache.
Enduring love - 1
"Moishe, will you still love me when my hair is grey?" asks Yente.
"Of course,” says Moishe. “I`ve loved you through blond, brunette, red and every other colour. Why not grey?”
What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour? A jet propelled elephant!