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    The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. How high is it, Doctor? she wanted to know. One hundred and three, said the doctor. What is the world record?

    A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked. "What`s the problem Carol? I hope it`s not homework again."
    "Well, uh, yes, it is," replied Carol "I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane."
    "Carol, you`re right, that wasn`t a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but his once I`ll let your just unfold the paper and hand it in."
    "Oh, but that won`t work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked

    Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
    1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
    2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
    3. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
    4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
    5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
    6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
    7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
    9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
    10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
    11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, more...

    A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again." "Well, uh, yes, it is." replied Carol. "I was stupid and made myhomework paper into a paper airplane." "Carol, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said theteacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand itin." "Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked."

    The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature.' How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know.' One hundred and three,' said the doctor.' What is the world record?'

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