Educational Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    to: ALL staff
    from: Office of Superintendant
    re: "Teacher In Service Training" schedule (TITS)
    In accordance with recent changes in the State Education Law, our district is now required to supply bigger and better TITS for each employee.
    We are therefore, pleased to announce the implementation of the Special High Intensity Training program (SHIT). It is our intention to give each member of the staff as much SHIT as possible. Advancement, salary increases and job changes will be dependent on the amount of SHIT you have taken.
    Employees who feel they have taken as much SHIT as they can may apply to the School Council for Review of Educational Welfare (SCREW).
    All employees are expected to be SCREW'd at least annually.
    If you have taken SHIT and have been SCREW'd within the past academic year, you will be eligible to receive a Self Help Award for Teachers (SHAFT). Any employee who has been given the SHAFT will not be expected to take as much SHIT the more...

    What educational programs should the United States support to alleviate the burgeoning US-Japan trade imbalance?
    Japanese language lessons for lawyers.

    You know something is wrong with today's educational system when you figure out that of the three R's, reading, writing, and arithmetic, only one actually starts with an R.

    The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.
    On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.
    The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.
    Then she inquired what I did for a living.
    I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.
    Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, “If there’s anything you want to know, just ask me. ”

    The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.

    On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.

    The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.

    Then she inquired what I did for a living.

    I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.

    Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."

  • Recent Activity