Gorillas Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain Waiter, theres a Gorilla in my soup!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote' The Hairy Ape!'

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!

Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain' Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'