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Are the google ads annoying you?
If they are, here's a way to remove them:
1. Open "my computer", locate the windows directory (for example, C:windows).
2. Enter its subdirectory system32driversetc (the full path might be C:windowssystem32driversetc). You can find a file named "host".
3. Use the notepad to open this file, and add this line:
127.0.0.1 pagead2.googlesyndication.com
4. Save it, and shut down all your existing IE windows.
5. Open your IE again, and enter Wocka. You won't see the google ads anymore(although the google search will be still there.)
6. Enjoy it!
Big Media took its first big swing at YouTube as Viacom Inc filed a $1 billion copyright lawsuit against the video-sharing site and corporate owner Google Inc.
Upon hearing about the lawsuit, Google CEO Eric Schmidt said "A billion dollars?...Could somebody go downstairs and get it from Google's petty cash drawer?"
Google will not search for Chuck Norris because it knows that you dont find Chuck Norris he find you
For each pair of Google searches, choose the one that returns the greater number of search results.*
1) a. "anal fissures" b. "vaginal itching"
2) a. "Blacks are stupid" b. "Jews control the media"
3) a. "Paris Hilton" & "dumb ass" b. "Paris Hilton" & "skank"
4) a. "dirty Sanchez" b. "rusty trombone"
5) a. "hot Asian teens" b. "fat girls naked"
6) a. "Janet Reno is sexy" b. "Rosie O'Donnell is sexy"
7) a. "Michael Jackson" & "pedophile" b. "Whitney Houston" & "crackhead"
*search results as of August 20, 2006, 2:35 EDT
answers: 1)a 2)b 3)b 4)a 5)b 6)a 7)a