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    Redneck Computer Terms

    "Hard drive" -
    Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
    "Keyboard" -
    1. Place to hang your truck keys.
    2. Whare you're supposed to put da keys so da wife can find 'em.
    "Window" -
    Place in the truck to hang your guns.
    "Floppy" -
    When you run out of Polygrip.
    "Modem" -
    1. How you got rid of your dandelions.
    2. What you did to da hay fields last July. (from NetDummy Humor)
    "ROM" -
    Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
    "Byte" -
    First word in a kiss-off phrase.
    "Reboot" -
    What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
    "Network" -
    Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
    "Mouse" -
    1. Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
    2. What leaves those little turds in da more...

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