Gere Jokes

This Richard Gere public kissing incident is serious and just to give you an idea of how serious. Today when I called computer tech support, I got an American.

After about five minutes of us going back and forth saying, “I don’t know” we wound up just having a conversation about baseball.

Richard Gere is offering fans the chance to have a private lunch with him in an online auction to benefit the Robert F. Kennedy Memorial, a human rights organization. Both dollars should help the organization tremendously.

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