George Bush Jokes / Recent Jokes

Very InterestingDraw your own conclusions..Counties won by Gore: 677
Counties won by Bush: 2,434
Population of counties won by Gore: 127 million
Population of counties won by Bush: 143 million
Square miles of country won by Gore: 580,000
Square miles of country won by Bush: 2,427,000States won by Gore: 19
States won by Bush: 29Professor Joseph Olson of the Hamline University School of Law in St.Paul Minnesota has produced another interesting new statistic. Professor
Olson looked up the crime statistics for all of these counties and came up
with this:
Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Gore: 13.2
Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Bush: 2.1The logical conclusion-------killers voted for Gore.

The controversial film about the fictional assassination of President George W. Bush gets a warm reception at the Toronto International Film Festival.

Bush responded, "Canadians are terrorist and evil doers who hate freedom"

I've come to the conclusion that unborn children are smarter than Our President. Even they have an exit strategy..

According to the MilfordMirror article, in 2007 Mr. Blumenthal said, “In Vietnam, we had toendure taunts and insults.” Blumenthal clarified his original statement, " I meant to say that by avoiding combat in Vietnam, George W. Bush and I had to endure taunts and insults."

"If I was president during your war, you'd definitely be dead."

"They come with the usual thirteen stripes but will have three-thousand stars to commemorate the US death toll in Iraq."

President Obama invited George W. Bush back to the White House for a press conference on Haiti. When asked by a reporter how the President was handling the crisis, Bush turned to Obama and said "Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job!"