Chavez Jokes

Venezuelian President Hugo Chavez took his verbal battle with the United States to the floor of the U.N. General Assembly on Wednesday, calling President Bush, "the devil."
When asked how he felt about the statement, the Devil responded, "I may be the cause of everything evil, but even I would have reacted faster to Katrina."

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez took his verbal battle with the United States to the floor of the U.N. General Assembly on Wednesday, calling President Bush "the Devil."
When asked about the comment VP Dick Cheney said, "Mr. Chavez, you have it wrong.... I know the Devil. I've worked with the Devil. The Devil is a friend of mine. George Bush is no Devil."

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez took his verbal battle with the United States to the floor of the U.N. General Assembly on Wednesday, calling President Bush "the devil."

---probably a simple translation issue. I'm sure he just meant to say "anti-christ."

Pundits and politicos on Sunday's talk shows were crying foul over President Hugo Chavez's speech at the U.N. Liberals said, "He can't call the President a devil, only we can do that."
Republicans called the speech more of a roast than anything diplomatic. If it were a roast, Chavez would have picked on others in the goverment.
"Enough about the devil... er, I mean Bush. You must forgive me my English is no good. How do you say, douchebag. I kidding."
"Dick Cheney is here. The only reason why Dick Cheney is against gay marriage, is because he's too cheap to pay for his daughter's wedding. But seriously, Cheney would love for his daughter to have a wedding, just as long as Haliburton can cater it. I kidding."
"John Bolton, U.N. Ambassador is here. John what is that on your upper lip, it looks like two caterpillars humping. Seriously, it looks like you're going down on the Shaggy D.A. I kidding."

At the Summit of the Americas Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez gave Barack Obama a book "Open Veins of Latin America." Last year Chavez also gave George Bush a book "Cat in the Hat.".