Geez Jokes

A guy on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife "geez, I never realized you had such big breasts."
The wife gets all upset and throws him out.
While he is sitting in the hall another guy comes out down the hall. "What happened?" asks the first man.
"Well" replies the other "I first saw my new wife naked tonight, and all I said was "Geez, I didn't realize you had such a big Butt..."then she threw me out.
Just then a third guy comes storming out into the hall.
"Hey" says the second guy "Did you put your foot in it as well?"
"No" says the third guy, "But I bloody well could have."

July 18
I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get. I can't connect, I don't know what is wrong.
July 19
Some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs a modem. I don't see why. He's just trying to cheat me. How dumb does he think I am?
July 20
I bought the modem, I couldn't figure out where it goes though, it wouldn't fit in the monitor or the printer. I'm confused.
July 21
I finally got the modem in and hooked up. A three year old next door did it for me.
July 22
The three year old kid next door hooked me up to America online for me. He's so smart.
July 23
What the heck is the internet? I thought I was on America Online, not this internet thingy. I'm confused.
July 24
The three year old kid next door showed me how to use this America Online stuff. He must be a genius at least compared to me.
July 25
I tried to use chat today. I tried to talk into my computer more...