Geeky Jokes

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    A scene from the movie Ruthless People. It's been a while but I'll try to retell the scene for anyone who hasn't seen it before.
    Danny De Vito is in his office behind his desk and is being questioned by some geeky guy (I think a cop) sitting across from him. The phone rings and Danny answers...
    Danny: "Hello"
    Caller: "Is Debbie there"
    Danny: "Debbie? Who's this?"
    Caller: "Ralph"
    Danny: "Ralph, Debbie's here but can't talk to you right now 'cause she's got my dick in her mouth! Want me to have here call you back when she's done?"
    Caller: hangs up
    Danny (to the geeky cop who's eyeballs are popping out): "I love wrong numbers!"

    Aarons are dependable and talented.
    Allens are preppy.
    Alexes like porno, usually hot in a skater kinda way
    Everyone has an Andy.
    Bens are the smart, silent type.
    Bills are the ones everyone chases and no one gets to keep.
    Bob is the universal name.
    Brads try too hard.
    Brandons are dark haired, players.
    Bretts are shy and clumsy.
    Brians usually have only one good feature (but I haven't quite found it yet)
    Calebs never grow up.
    Carters are rich, power-hungry snobs.
    Chads are hot, quiet but interesting once you get inside.
    Charlies are walking sex.
    Chris' are undefined and should remain so.
    Craigs are a little misguided.
    Dans are thick.
    Daves are impossible to get over.
    Dennis' are quiet, desperate flirts.
    Devons are destined for trouble.
    Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.
    Eds are thbp
    Eddies are fast.
    Erics are forgettable.
    Ethans smell.
    Franks and more...

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