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    (Age 22)
    1. Handsome
    2. Charming
    3. Financially successful
    4. A caring listener
    5. Witty
    6. In good shape
    7. Dresses with style
    8. Appreciates the finer things
    9. Full of thoughtful surprises
    10. An imaginative, romantic lover
    (Age 32)
    1. Nice looking - preferably with hair on his head
    2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
    3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant
    4. Listens more then he talks
    5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
    6. Can carry all the groceries wit hease
    7. Owns at least one tie
    8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
    9. Remembers anniversaries
    10. Likes to be romantic at least once a week
    (Age 42)
    1. Not too ugly- Bald head OK
    2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
    3. Works steady- splurges on dinner at McDonald's on occasion
    4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
    5. Usually remembers the punch line of more...

    Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

    To determine YOUR personality. Check the gift you'd most like to get.
    Candy
    Flowers
    A sweet poem
    Sex
    Dinner/Dancing
    Waffle iron
    If you answered...
    CANDY, It means that...
    You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share...
    OR
    you're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything even true love.
    FLOWERS, It means that...
    You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture...
    OR
    you get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.
    A SWEET POEM, It means that...
    You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word...
    OR
    you're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.
    SEX, It means that...
    You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your more...

    There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, "For five dollars, I'll have sex with you on that rocking chair over there. For ten dollars, I'll have sex with you on that couch. But for twenty dollars, I'll take you to my room, light a few candles and give you a romantic evening of passion you'll never forget."The woman considers it a moment and then, after fishing through her purse, produces a twenty dollar bill. The man says, "So, you want the romantic night in my room, eh?" The woman replies, "No, I want four times in the rocker."

    What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening!

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