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Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach. I childproofed my house, but they still get in. On the front: 60 is not old.
On the back:. ..If you're a tree. I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes. At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot. My reality check just bounced. Life is short, make fun of it.I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax. Annapolis--A drinking town with a sailing problem. I need somebody bad. Are you bad? Physically pffffffft! Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car. I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.Earth is the insane asylum of the universe. Keep staring....I may do a trick. We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic. Dangerously under-medicated. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone. Every time I hear the word "exercise", I more...
I love animals, they taste great.EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Give me ambiguity or give me something else.