Fobbing Jokes

Tired of the overuse of four-letter words? Here's one solution:
Give your friends, family, and fellow students (who are abusers) this
Shakespearean Insult Kit to use as a suitable replacement when the
mood arises.


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THE OFFICIAL SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT
To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from
each of the three columns below, and preface it with' Thou':

Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
artless base-court apple-john
bawdy bat-fowling baggage
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
bootless beetle-headed bladder
churlish boil-brained boar-pig
cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
craven common-kissing canker-blossom
currish crook-pated clack-dish
dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
droning doghearted codpiece
errant dread-bolted more...