Ratsbane Jokes

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    Tired of the overuse of four-letter words? Here's one solution:
    Give your friends, family, and fellow students (who are abusers) this
    Shakespearean Insult Kit to use as a suitable replacement when the
    mood arises.


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    THE OFFICIAL SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT
    To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from
    each of the three columns below, and preface it with' Thou':

    Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
    artless base-court apple-john
    bawdy bat-fowling baggage
    beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
    bootless beetle-headed bladder
    churlish boil-brained boar-pig
    cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
    clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
    craven common-kissing canker-blossom
    currish crook-pated clack-dish
    dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
    dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
    droning doghearted codpiece
    errant dread-bolted more...

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