Fights Jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?

A man who fights with his wife all day gets no piece at night.

Cock fights How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.

What has 90 teeth and fights a big hary monster.
My zipper

What is the difference between a patriot and a virgin?
A patriot fights until his last drop of blood.
A virgin fights until her first drop of blood.