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    The Yo-Yo Diet Guide to the Jewish Holidays
    Rosh Hashanah - Feast
    Tzom Gedalia - Fast
    Yom Kippur - More fasting
    Sukkot - Feast
    Hashanah Rabbah - More feasting
    Simchat Torah - Keep feasting
    Month of Heshvan - No feasts or fasts for a whole month. Get a grip on ourselves.
    Hanukkah - Eat potato pancakes
    Tenth of Tevet - Do not eat potato pancakes
    Tu B'Shevat - Feast
    Fast of Esther - Fast
    Purim - Eat pastry
    Passover - Do not eat pastry
    Shavuot - Dairy feast (cheesecake, blintzes etc.)
    17th of Tammuz - Fast (definitely no cheesecake or blintzes)
    Tish B'Av - Very strict fast (don't even think about cheesecake or blintzes.)
    Month of Elul - End of cycle. Enroll in Center for Eating Disorders before the High Holidays arrive again.

    The Yo-Yo Diet Guide to the Jewish Holidays

    Rosh Hashanah ---- Feast
    Tzom Gedalia ----- Fast
    Yom Kippur ------- More fasting
    Sukkot ----------- Feast
    Hoshanah Rabbah -- More feasting
    Simchat Torah ---- Keep feasting
    Month of Heshvan - No feasts or fasts for a whole month.
    Get a grip on yourself.
    Hanukkah --------- Eat potato pancakes
    Tenth of Tevet --- Do not eat potato pancakes
    Tu B'Shevat ------ Feast
    Fast of Esther --- Fast
    Purim ------------ Eat pastry
    Passover --------- Do not eat pastry
    Shavuot ---------- Dairy feast (cheesecake, blintzes etc.)
    17th of Tammuz --- Fast (definitely no cheesecake or blintzes)
    Nine days -------- Don't eat meat.
    Might be OK to eat cheescake or blintzes.
    Tish B'Av -------- Very strict fast
    (don't even think about cheesecake or blintzes)
    Month of Elul ---- End of cycle.

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