Fat Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mamma so fat her bellybutton echoes!
Yo mamma so fat she walked pass the t. v. and I missed 2 episodes.

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo Mamas so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family...!"

Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

yo mamma so fat, when your dad wants to make love
all he gots to do is slap her thigh and roll with the
wave.
yo mamma so fat she went to work in hightops
and came back in flipflops.
yo mamma so poor i walked in her house and
asked for a cup of milk and she said (.) (.)
regular or premiem