Fat Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo Mama is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo Mama is so fat that she cant tie her own shoes!

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!!)

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo Mama is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!