FDA Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Food and Drug Administration is busy testing crackers and peanut butter in the recent salmonella scare. They test them by eating a whole package, then see how long it takes them to whistle out their ass.

Following a ban on spinach, the Food and Drug Administration has now recalled lettuce for possible health risks. The FDA has also banned whole wheat bread, vitamins, and exercise.

The FDA is within weeks of approving an over-the-counter "morning after" pill.
"Too little, too late," commented actress/hostage Katie Holmes.

The FDA announced that the morning after pill (Plan B) will be available without a prescription. This is a huge step for Women's rights groups and Fraternity guys.

It also allows me to use the rest of my prescription pad for oxycontin.