Exited Jokes

A very exited mother asked her daughter: Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they all admire it?
Her daughter replied: Better than that, four of them recognized it.

Santa singh and banta singh exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.

Realizing the mistake, banta asked, "why don't we get a wire to open it?"

"no, that won't work, ” answered santa. "people will think we're trying to break in to steal the car."

Then banta suggested, "what if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"

"no," said santa, "people will think we're too dumb to use a wire."

"well," sighed banta, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"

A pilot landed a plane with a rather bumpy landing.

As part of his job he was required to stand by the terminal door and say goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane.

He was afraid that someone might say something about his rather less than perfect landing, but everyone left without saying a word except for one passenger, an elderly lady, she slowly approached the pilot after most passengers had exited the plane and asked:

"Did we land? Or were we shot down?"

A woman meets a man in a put and rushes up to
the hotel room.The man starts to undress.when he takes off his shirt he says it is 2000 pounds of dynamite.The woman is getting exited.Then the man takes off his trouses and says it is 2000 of dynamite.Now the woman is getting really exited .Finally the man takes off his underwear and after a quick glance the
woman runs off.The man manages to grab her.He
says whatever is the matter.The woman says sorry but with 4000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse I thought you were going to
blow up any second.

As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."