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*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.*You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.*Talc is found on rocks and on babies.*The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.*When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when theybroke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.*When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we saythey are orbiting.*Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.*While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really onlycentrificating.*Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.*South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.*Most books now say our sun is a star. But it more...

- You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.- When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.- When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.- While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.- Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.- A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.- Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to be oil.- Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.- Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.- We say the cause of more...