Endorsement Jokes

Michael Moore swtiched his endorsement from Hillary to Barack this week, citing his better national foodcare policy.

The announcement took over 2 hours, as Moore doesn't like to talk with his mouth full.

Tiger Woods signed a new endorsement deal today to promote "Hostess Hoe-Hoes".

...john mc cain picked up a crucial endorsement when the Log Cabin Republicans endorsed his presidential bid....not to be outdone, Barack Obama announced he has secured the endorsement of the Mrs. Butterworth Democrats.

When people get behind the wheel of a car, their true personality comes out. In California, the Department of Motor Vehicles knows this. Anyone can get a drivers license in California, I mean ANYONE! But to get a license to drive in Los Angeles, California, one must get a special endorsement on their license. Would you qualify for that special endorsement? Take this test, total your score and see.1: Which part of your car wears out most often?
a: the wiper blades
b: the belts
c: the horn2: Automatic door locks are good for...
a: security
b: convenience
c: messing with the heads of people trying to get in3: I hate the rain because...
a: it lowers visibility and makes for less safe conditions
b: I answered (a) to question #1
c: I just washed my car4: Please select the statement that best describes you.
a: I have never written in the dust on someone's car
b: I have written "wash me" in the dust on someone's car
c: I more...