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It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what she did today.' 'Well, I played in the sandbox,'' she said. The teacher said,' 'If you can spell sand, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie.'' So Susie did. Then Billy came in and the teacher asked what he did.' 'I played in the sandbox with Susie,'' he said.' 'If you can spell sand, I'll give you a cookie,'' the teacher said. So Billy did. Then the little Russian boy said,' 'Well, I wanted to play in the sandbox, but Billy and Susie were throwing rocks at me.'' The teacher said,' 'Well, that sounds like discrimination. If you can spell that, I'll give you a cookie.''

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write' sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie.

The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

The teacher says, "Good. If you write' box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write' blatant racial more...