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Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?Free ham.

A lawyer was helping a poor old widow settle her husband’s estate. Upon completion of the job, he charged her $100. 00. She opened her purse, and took out one of the few remaining contents - a one hundred dollar bill. After he left the attorney discovered that the bill had another $100. 00 bill stuck to it.
Immediately, the lawyer was faced with an ethical dilemma - whether or not to tell his partner.

Definition of a Jewish dilemma:
Someone yelling, "Free ham!"

DeVries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.
You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature more...