Dentist Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two guys are susposed to meet at 4: 30. Charley shows up at 4: 30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5: 00, Paul shows up and Charley says, “Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late. ” Paul replies, “Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick's been hurting bad. ” Charley says, “If your dick's been hurting, why did you go to the dentist? ” Paul answers, “Because I had a tooth stuck in it. ”

Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."

Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh! !!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200! !!, replies the dentist.

Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"

Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."

What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

Father: Dont you feel better now that youve gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasnt in.