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An American couple came to Delhi with an introduction to' Mr Singh of Delhi.' Their friends had assured them,' You cannot miss him. He wears a turban and a beard and drives a cab.'
The poor couple had the misfortune of running into a Mr Singh who answered to the description and proceeded to take the Americans' for a ride. (The American's naivete has to be experienced to be believedl) Mr Singh presented them with a bill for Rs. 1400 for two days' of sightseeing. By then they had noticed that most of the city cabs were plied by men with turbans and beards - and almost all of them answered to the name Singh!
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?
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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school more...
Once Santa Brought A Brand New Car And Drove From Delhi To Punjab In 1 Hour But When He Went Back To Delhi Again But In 5 Hours, Banta Asked Him That It Took Him So Less Time To Get To Punjab So Why It Took Much Time To Reach Delhi? Santa Replied That Because The Car Factory Gives 4 Gears To Go Forward But For Reverse It Gives Only 1 Gear.
ENJOY your journey while it lasts.
An announcement in Punjab Airways:
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"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your very handsome
captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways. Sorry we are
four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the
bakery.
This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. We cannot
guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in
the East. And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your
village! A real Punjabi will land where he wants to, isn't that right
brothers!
Today we have 12 passengers on the plane - which is a bit of a
problem because we only have 5 seats! Hmmm. For safety reasons we will be
counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. We
have a very good record for safety. In fact We are so safe even the
terrorists are afraid to fly more...
Indian History: Supposedly written by a schoolboy with all original spellings:
The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from them Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed down from son to father. A myth is a female moth. A collection of myths is called mythology, which means stories with female caricatures. One myth says that people in olden times worshipped monkeys because they were our incestors.
In olden times there were two big families in India. One was called the Pandava and the other was called the Karova. They fought amongst themselves in a battle called Mahabharat, after which India came to be known as MeraBharat Mahan.
In midevil times India was ruled by the Slave Dienasty. So named because they all died a nasty death. Then came the Tughlaqs who shifted their capital from Delhi more...