Crystal Meth Jokes / Recent Jokes
I visited my brother way out in the Ozarks. I was sitting on his porch at the end of the day looking out west and the sky was red and gold and purple and it was SO amazingly beautiful.
You don't see a sky like that in the big city.
The neighbor's meth lab exploded.
By now, we've all heard that Full House star Jodie Sweetin is a recovering meth addict and an intervention was staged by her former Full House costars, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, John Stamos and Bob Saget.
Apparently just Dave Coolier telling her to “cut it out” wasn’t enough.
All I know is, if Bob Saget, John Stamos and the Olsen Twins all got together to ask me to stop doing something, I would stop it. I don’t care what it is.
Ted Haggard has emerged from rehab "completely heterosexual." Obviously, he's still doing meth.
New York- Cheesecake in hand, the police commissioner personally apologized Friday for the 50 or so mistaken, door-pounding visits that police have made to the home of a bewildered elderly Brooklyn couple in the past eight years.
"We are glad that the NYPD has fixed the problem." The couple said after the visit. "We just hope that we can get back to our lives and the things that we love." Among them, the couple said, were, "playing with their grandchildren, knitting, and producing crystal meth."