Cow Jokes / Recent Jokes

How did the calfs final exam turn out? Grade A!

Two cows were talking in the field one day. First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around? Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?

Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.

Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, hes a lot safer than you are right now!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Interupt.... MOO!!

Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!