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One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went to the local sporting goods stored and asked the shopkepper. "I need a really nice gun to hunt deer with"The shopkeeper gave him a gun and said, "This gun is perfect for any deer"Taking the gun, and jumping into his Jeep the new hunter went into the woods to search for deer. While looking around for his new sport, he saw nothing. Then, when he was just about ready to give up he saw a Bear in the distance. Not wanting to waste this journey he took aim and, BOOM! When the smoke cleared to his surprise, no bear.Suddenly, Fred felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning, he saw the bear."What the hell do you think you are doing?" asked the bear."I'm sorry, I did mean to, I'll never do it again!" whined Fred."Pull down your pants, just so you understand how serious I am" explains the Bear.Reluctantly, Fred does this and WHAM, the bear screws him up the ass.All pissed off Fred more...