Cheese Jokes / Recent Jokes
My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth-that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally-but I didn't want to upset him. It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends. Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote. Home is where the house is. Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident. No, wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it, the more...
Italian police are scrambling for a way to deal with the highjackings of cheese shipments.
They do have some leads.
what will you most likly find in wisconson?
A. a cow
B. a donkey
C. a footstool
D. a can of rotten cheese
D. a can of rotten cheese because wisconson and cheese smells like you and your mom in bed.
You realize that your favorite dessert is wooder ice. (It comes in churry, strawburry and other assawrded flaverz.)
You find yourself using "Yo" and "Youse guys" when talking long distance to family members.
You know how to spell Schuylkill.
You think $2,500 a year for insurance on a 1977 Toyota Corolla is a bargain.
You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking, "I wonder if they have cheese steaks?"
You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is.
You believe the car on your left, flashing its turn signal and the driver pointing at your lane, wants you to close the gap with the car in front of you.
You can't eat french fries without Cheeze Whiz.
Street people greet you by your first name.
You don't think Wawa sounds funny.
You snub a cheese steak that isn't on an Amoroso roll.
Your parents, brother, sisters, aunts, and more...
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making.
Explaining that goats milk was used. she showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.
She then asked, "What do you do in America with your older goats?".
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours".