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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why are wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to them and says 'whoever can say liver andcheese in a sentence can have me'. So the white guy says'I love liver and cheese.' she says 'that's not good enough.' The black says 'I hate liver and cheese', and she says 'that's notcreative', and then the Mexican says 'liver alone cheese mine.'
A mother and a her daughter go to a restaurant for breakfast to celebrate her birthday. The restaurant is known for its imported cheeses.
The mother asks, "Would you like some cheese, my angel?" The little girl says,"Sure, but can you take out the holes in the cheese?"
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.
"Certainly madam," he replied.
"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely. The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs please," Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.
The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the more...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry. Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over. Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!