Cheerleader Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? A: 20 class rings fell out.
An Alabama and an Auburn cheerleader where each late for breakfast at cheerleading camp so they had to eat cereal instead of a hot breakfast.
The Alabama cheerleader fixed her bowl of Cheerios and went to sit at a nearby table.
The Auburn cheerleader picked up the box and started to poor herself some, but suddenly stopped with a dumb look on her face.
The Alabama cheerleader asked her what was wrong, to which the Auburn cheerleader replied, "Nothing. I`ve just never seen doughnut seeds before!"
The popular blonde cheerleader bounced into the local card shop, looked around, then approached the clerk.
"Do you have any, like, real special birthday cards?" she asked.
"Yes, we do," he replied. "As a matter of fact, here's a new one. It's inscribed, "To the Boy Who Got My Cherry."
"Wow, neat!" she squealed. "I'll take the whole box."
I was minding my own buisness just posting messages on Neopets until I saw this one topic that sounded pretty good to read. So
I clicked the topic and started to read. This is what the retard posted: ewwwww. you people are fat and disgusting from playing on neopets. you should be skinny and a cheerleader like me
I got mad and posted: well if your skiny and a cheerleader then why are you playin neopets? you said people who play neopets are fat and disgusting. After that she never posted again
lol stuid idiotic blonde
Q: What do you get when you put 32 UConn cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.