Cell Phone Jokes / Recent Jokes

...a texas prison inmate was caught using a smuggled cell phone...he kept the phone hidden in his rectum with a ring tone that sounded like a fart, so no one noticed...the inmate reported the reception as crappy.

Verizon Wireless has announced plans to offer full-length television shows for customers to watch on their cell phone.

I don’t know about this. Don’t we have a enough trouble driving while on the cell phone already? Now, soon you’ll be in the car, watching an episode of ‘Two and Half Men’ while you run over Two and Half Men.

After rap artist Akon brought a girl on stage during a concert and simulated having sex with her, cell phone giant Verizon pulled its sponsorship of the tour. A company spokesperson said, “If Akon is going to act like he’s screwing his customers, we prefer he do it more subtly, like with surcharges.”

The Bush twins were in an Argentina restaurant when Barbara's purse and cell phone were stolen. The Secret Service is taking a lot of heat for allowing this to happen, but according to one unnamed agent, "Everywhere those girls go, there's trouble." Like father like daughters.

Al-Zarqawi's cell phone apparently had in it some surprises, including the numbers of some senior Iraqi officials.
Also several versions of tetris and a ring-tone of the "Facts of Life" theme song.