"verizon offers tv on cell" joke

Verizon Wireless has announced plans to offer full-length television shows for customers to watch on their cell phone.

I don’t know about this. Don’t we have a enough trouble driving while on the cell phone already? Now, soon you’ll be in the car, watching an episode of ‘Two and Half Men’ while you run over Two and Half Men.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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...a texas prison inmate was caught using a smuggled cell phone...he kept the phone hidden in his rectum with a ring tone that sounded like a fart, so no one noticed...the inmate reported the reception as crappy.

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In recent ads, Verizon promotes their DSL Internet service by pointing out its better than other companies’ dial up services. Borrowing from Verizon’s ad playbook, BMW is launching a new multi-billion dollar campaign that boasts the tagline: “BMW- Because they’re nicer more...

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A young girl is walking up the stairs in a church just as the priest is walking by. He looks up and is shocked to see the girl isn't wearing any panties.
He calls to the girl, gives her $25 and says, "Young lady, it's not proper to walk around without any panties on. more...

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George W. Bush and his wife Laura walked into a Washington, DC restaurant. The waiter approached their table and asked to take his order.
"I'll have the biggest, juiciest London Broil you have," answered the President.
"But, sir, what about the mad more...

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