Cell Phone Jokes / Recent Jokes

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone.The next day, the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband:"Hi honey", he says "how do you like your new phone?"And she replies:"I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though"."What's that, baby?," asks the husband."How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"

Q: How do cells communicate? A: By cell phone!

Addicted to Your Cell Phone? Tangled in a web of wireless? Maybe you should ask yourself these questions.1. Do parts of your body tingle when you get free cell phone minutes?2. Does raising your children interfere with programming your speed dial?3. Do you have long-distance conversations while sitting on the toilet in a public restroom?4. Does the term fashion statement mean to you matching your outfit with your cell phone carrying case?5. When getting into a car accident, is your first response "Can you hold on a moment, I’m hemorrhaging?"6. Does the sound of static trigger dark memories of ill-fated connections?7. Do you use the menu light as your night light?8. Does it take you an hour on a regular phone to get the same feeling of a five-minute cellular call?9. When receiving a phone call, do you ever ask the film projectionist to lower the volume of the movie?

Parents of NYC Public School attendants filed a lawsuit against the city to overturn a ban on students carrying cellphones in school. Parents stated that the ban on cellphones needs to be lifted so that a vital communication link between parents and students, before and after school hours, can continue.
Arguing that it’s a safety issue, some parents complained that, “Without cellphones, our children would have no means to get help... or reinforcements if their crew is out-numbered.”
NY Post

New technology will soon allow people to make purchases with their cell phones, equipped with a chip that possesses their credit card information.
This will be especially great for pickpockets, who used to have to worry about snatching your phone AND your wallet.

PS On the bright side, it also means one less pesky step in the process of paying for phone sex. Which I'm sure the pickpockets will appreciate.

It was originally reported that getting struck by lightning could be much more harmful if it happens while using a cell phone, but these reports were debunked.
So good news! If you're getting struck by lightning, feel free to call someone and tell them about it while it's happening. It's JUST as safe as getting struck by lightning ordinarily.

According to reuters, a 16-year old Singaporean student broke the Guinness World Record for shortest amount of time needed to type a 160-character SMS (Short Message Service), completing it in 41.52 seconds. The message was as follows:
No body rlly gives 2 craps about who can type the wrld’s fastest txt mssage and this experment is a wste of time. Nx time will brek this usless recrd in 39 scs