Cat-mas Jokes

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    This is a wonderful time of year when the humans decorate the home for us cats in anticipation of the visit from "Santa Claws." The tree went up yesterday, and so did we! Whee! Made it to the fourth branch within the first five minutes before the Big Owner chased us out of the tree.
    So, as we do every year, we waited and watched the humans decorate the Cat-mas tree with all sorts of these things humans call "ornaments."
    We call them "cat toys."
    Ornaments are invitations to a cat, bright and shiny spheres just
    daring us to knock them off. And we're pretty good at it,
    considering all the trees they've decorated.
    Every year humans hang the ornaments a little higher out of our
    range, forcing us to elevate our game to knock them off. Humans
    "ohhh and ahhh" as they decorate the Cat-mas tree. Us? We salivate in anticipation of the night's activities.
    The humans retire to bed, as is custom during Cat-mas more...

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