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Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A. Because they haven?t got any pockets.
A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight? "
The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast you carry the flashlight."
What do you call an amazing Malayalee? Pheno Menon.
What do you call a dashing Malayalee? Debo Nair.
Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral? Four to carry the coffin, one to carry the two-in-one.
What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? Kutty Sark.
Why did the Malayalee cross the road? To join the union on the other side.
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby cant carry the mother.
Why shouldnt you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
Why was the Marxist leader dumbstruck on arrival at US airport?
Boy, who said Communism is not prevalent in this part of the world, there is Arri-val everywhere.
What processor does a Mallu have in his PC?
A Pendium
What does a Mallu do to run for elections in Hongkong?
Change his name from Thankachan to Than Ka Chan.
What does a Mallu do to run for elections in England?
Change his name from Vaideswaran to Vaides Waran.
What will a mallu reply when asked "Are there any mosquitoes in your house?
Plendy
Why did the Malayalee crossed the road?
Simbly.
How does a malayalee spell the word' MOON'?
Yem wo yettanudherwo yen-uh!
Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral?
Four to carry the coffin, one to carry the two-in-one.
How does a Malayalee travel in Chembur?
BY ODO
Where did the malayalee study?
In the more...