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Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didnt sing very well. Does that make you homesick? someone asked Pierre. No, he answered. Just sick sick!
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well.' Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre.' No,' he answered.' Just sick sick!'
Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
It was the first camping experience for Jed. As
soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a
hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he
rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.
"What happened?" asked a fellow camper.
"I was chased by a black snake!" cried the frightened Jed.
The camper laughed and retorted, "A black snake isn't deadly."
"Listen," groaned Jed, "If he can make you jump off a
fifty-foot cliff, he is!"
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. Why dont you play with your friends? he asked. Because I only have one friend, the girl replied. And I hate her.