Bhi Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man said to a Sardar: "Petrol ke rate kafi badh gye hai"

Is par Sardar bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajeet: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi aa jaayegi.

BANTA'S five-year-old son, Ghanta, was singing lustily,' Meri pant bhi sexy, meri shirt bhi sexy/ He suddenly turned to his mother and added,' Ma, sexy kee hunda. 7 (Ma, what does sexy mean?)
Without batting an eyelid his mother replied,' It means changa.' ( It means - good.)
'Mama, toon bari sexy/ (Mama, then you are very sexy), declared the tyke.