Bhi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab, GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT: “Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.

Wife-tum mote ho gye ho. Santa-tum bhi to moti ho gai ho. Wife-m to maa banne wali hu. Santa-m bhi to baap bnne wala hu

Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha,
aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha,
chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein

bhi aapka hi KHOON tha