Bernie Madoff Jokes / Recent Jokes

...convicted swindler Bernie Madoff asked a federal judge to send him to a prison that is near his friends & family. The judge approved the request and has sent Madoff to the Federal Correctional Facility in Hell.

Disgraced Wall Street investment banker Bernie Madoff has inked a deal with director Steven Spielberg for an upcoming tell-all movie exposing all the people Madoff has ripped off.
The film's tentative title...."Swindler's List"

When Bernie Madoff learned of the government's confiscation of his two boats in Miami, he said he was sad because he was hoping to go boating just as soon as he gets out in 150 years.

...Bernie Madoff is writing his autobiography, a tell-all book about his life in the financial world....Book's title: "Bernie Madoff...American I-Con."