Bernie Madoff Jokes / Recent Jokes

Beware of kids wearing Bernie Madoff masks this Halloween.They'll swindle you out of all your candy and leave you holding a bag of flaming poo.

Even worse, it will seem like 300 due to compounding.

A woman said she was financially raped by Bernie Madoff.I don't think Bernie will be all that safe in prison.Talk about people being in arrears.

Contending that Bernard Madoff sent at least a million dollars worth of jewelry as gifts to family members and friends last month, federal prosecutors asked a judge on Monday to revoke his bail and send him to jail. Family and friends were delighted with the gifts until they discovered they had received cubic zirconia and fool's gold.

Slumdog Millionaire won the Golden Globe for Best Drama Picture Sunday night. Slumdog Millionaire should not be confused with Slimeball Millionaire--a movie about Bernard Madoff.