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A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 10 and that Continues for a year.
Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7, 50.
"Well," the beggar thinks, "it`s still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man`s daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.
"What`s going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.
"First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7, 50 and now only Rs. 5. What`s the problem?"
"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It`s very expensive, so I had to cut costs.
This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."

"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
"Four," the man replies.
"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don`t plan to educate them all at my expense."

Knock Knock Who's there! Beggar! Beggar who? Beggar you don't know!

Beggar: I am the author of a book called "150 methods to become rich"
Man: Then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the best methods. ...

A BLIND beggar was in the habit of visiting a house once every week to get his ration of flour from the kind lady of the house. He did not turn up for a month and the lady wondered what had become of him. Suddenly one day he knocked at the door and shouted,' I am Surdas, the blind beggar.' The kindly lady was having her bath. She rushed out naked in the knowledge that the fellow was sightless and wouldn't know she had nothing on. She opened the door and asked,' Where have you been all these weeks?' The beggar handed her a packet of sweets.
'Mataji, I had an eye-operation and can now see perfectly clearly. I brought these sweets for you to celebrate the restoration of my vision.'

A college student walks down the road when he sees a beggar on the side of the street.
College Student (C): Hey mister! whatsup!
Beggar (B): Yea how you doin'...
C: So, how long have you've been a beggar?
B: It's about eight years now kid..
C: WOW! Thats long time.. how much do you get per day?
B: Not that bad... about 250 bucks a day...
C: That's enermous!
B: Yeah.. Enough for living my family..
C: Owch.. you got family too! Where are they now?
B: My wife's dead. I got three children, one of them in Harvard University, one in MIT, and the other one went oversea, he goes to Oxford University...
C: *pause, surprised* That's..that's really great... So, when they're gonna be graduated?
B: No kid... they're not studying! They beg in there! just like me!!

There was a rich man who was approached by a poor beggar asking for food.
The rich man asked, "Do you smoke? I could give you some cigarettes."
The beggar responded, "No, I don't. I am just hungry and want food."
Then the rich man asked, "Do you drink? I have a bottle of good whiskey I could give you."
The beggar replied, "No, I don't drink. I am just hungry and need food."
Finally the rich man asked, "Do you gamble? I could give you some good tips on the races this weekend."
The beggar again replied, "No. I am just hungry and want some food."
Finally the rich man said, "Well, in that case, I had better take you to my home."
He invited the beggar into his car and drove him to his very substantial home. There, he introduced the beggar to his wife, who asked, "What are you going to do with this man? Are you going to invite him

Sal and Arnie were riding the New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.

Arnie adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sal, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a five, and gladly hands it to the beggar with a smile.

The beggar thanks him profusely and continues on to the other passengers. Arnie is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.

"What on EARTH did you do that for?" shouts Arnie. "You know he's only going to use it on booze!!!"

Sal replies, "And we weren't?"