"Restored Vision" joke

A BLIND beggar was in the habit of visiting a house once every week to get his ration of flour from the kind lady of the house. He did not turn up for a month and the lady wondered what had become of him. Suddenly one day he knocked at the door and shouted,' I am Surdas, the blind beggar.' The kindly lady was having her bath. She rushed out naked in the knowledge that the fellow was sightless and wouldn't know she had nothing on. She opened the door and asked,' Where have you been all these weeks?' The beggar handed her a packet of sweets.
'Mataji, I had an eye-operation and can now see perfectly clearly. I brought these sweets for you to celebrate the restoration of my vision.'

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