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Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to more...

One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

Lance Bass announced he is gay and is in a very stable relationship with a reality TV star.
In other news, President Bush announced what he described as the "most ambitious initiative" of his presidency: finding someone in the world who was surprised to find out Lance Bass is gay.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.