Barack Obama Jokes / Recent Jokes

President-Elect Obama has pledged to do more for the environment. He has already begun with a vast recycling program of ex-Clinton officals.

Meanwhile, NBC has asked the White House if President Obama would like his own show in the 10 pm time slot.

Barack Obama was so busy during his Asian trip that he forgot to buy souvenirs for his daughters. Fortunately, he found a couple "made in China" T-shirts at a DC Wal-mart.

The Obama kids stayed home to babysit Joe Biden.

President Barack Obama’s economic recovery plan is on track to pass the Senate after a handful of moderate Republicans and Democrats forced more than $100 billion in cuts from the bill. To keep things in perspective, 100 billion dollars could buy approximately 27 military toilet seats!

President Obama is under fire for bowing to the Saudi king. However, the White House issued a statement defending Obama saying, “we’re in an economic crisis and the President was simply looking on the floor for loose change to help fund the next stimulus package.”

President Obama’s ratings are dropping…..we have not seen this kind of drop in the Whitehouse since Clinton dropped his pants!