Bahut Jokes / Recent Jokes

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Par Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!