Bad Kid Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she talks about materials; So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?" Little Steve raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because it is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher nod and called on Jane. Little Jane said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher smiled and then called on little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon." The teacher said, "Why Johnny?" He responded by saying, "Because my mom had two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"

    ' I want you to help me stop my son gambling.' an anxious father said to his boy's principal.' I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet.'
    ' Leave it to me,' said the principal. A week later he phoned the boy's father.' I think I've cured him,' he said.
    ' How?'
    ' Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said,' I bet that's a false beard,' How much? I said, and he said $5'
    ' What happened? ' asked the father.
    ' Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson!'
    ' No, it won't,' said the father.'
    He bet me $10 on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week!'

    The brain is a wonderful thing
    Why do you say that?
    Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops
    until you get asked a question in class!

    Today, every Tom, Dick and Harry is called Wayne.
    Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked,' what did you think of the scenery? '
    ' Oh, I couldn't see much,' Harry admitted.' There were all these mountains in the way.'

    Mr Grouch was enraged when young Joe from next door began throwing stones at his greenhouse.' I'll teach you, you young rogue! ' roared the furious neighbour.' I'll teach you to throw stones at my greenhouse! '
    ' I wish you would,' said the insolent lad.' I've had three tries, and I haven't hit it yet! '

  • Recent Activity